Thursday, June 14, 2012

Prometheus (2012)

Let me see if I can sum up my thoughts during the film in the order they happened:
BOWIE'S IN SPACE
BOBBY SANDS IN SPACE
STRINGER BELL IN SPACE
I WISH IT WAS THE ENTIRE CAST OF THIS IS ENGLAND 86
IS THAT ALIEN OR PREDATOR AT THE END?
BRING BACK SOOTY
WATCHMEN
I WONDER WHO WON THE FOOTBALL
SHE IS QUITE FAT; THIS IS A GOOD THING.
IS HE MEANT TO REMIND ME OF RUPERT MURDOCH OR IS IT JUST A HAPPY ACCIDENT?
IMAGINE HOW GOOD A SPACE FILM WOULD BE IF IT WASN'T JUST RIPPED OFF OTHER SPACE FILMS.
I WISH WOMBLE OF THE UNIVERSE WAS PLAYING OVER THE END CREDITS.
I WILL NEVER GO TO THE CINEMA AGAIN IN MY LIFE.

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